Blessed Are the Warmakers, for They Shall Inherit the Strait

On April 13, Trump posted himself as AI Jesus, attacked the first American Pope, and ordered a naval blockade of the strait his war closed. Pope Leo XIV called it a 'delusion of omnipotence.' The Navy's mine-clearing capability proves him right: zero minesweepers in the Gulf, 5,000 Iranian mines, and a defense budget that nearly tripled while the tools to do the job were scrapped.