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Blessed Are the Warmakers, for They Shall Inherit the Strait

On April 13, Trump posted himself as AI Jesus, attacked the first American Pope, and ordered a naval blockade of the strait his war closed. Pope Leo XIV called it a 'delusion of omnipotence.' The Navy's mine-clearing capability proves him right: zero minesweepers in the Gulf, 5,000 Iranian mines, and a defense budget that nearly tripled while the tools to do the job were scrapped.

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From Barrels to Bandwidth: The Iran War Just Closed the Internet's Other Chokepoint

The Strait of Hormuz carries 20% of the world's oil. The cables running through it and the Red Sea carry over 90% of Europe-Asia data capacity. For the first time in telecommunications history, both chokepoints are closed simultaneously. AWS data centers have been hit by drones. Meta's undersea cable is stranded. Qatar's helium exports — essential for chip fabrication — are offline. The $650 billion AI buildout just hit a wall made of physics.

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AI Cut 16,000 Jobs a Month and Poisoned the Neighbors

AI is cutting 16,000 net U.S. jobs per month while data centers rack up a projected $20 billion annual health bill and spike utility rates across 13 states. The resulting bipartisan backlash has blocked $64 billion in projects and triggered 300+ state bills, threatening to kill beneficial AI along with the reckless kind.

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OpenAI Spent $15M/Day on Sora. It Made $2M. Total.

OpenAI killed Sora on March 24 after six months and $2.1 million in total revenue. Analysts estimated peak inference costs at $15 million per day. The gap between what consumers will pay and what AI video costs to run reveals a structural wall that every consumer AI product must face.

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Trump Says 'A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight'

Trump told 93 million Iranians their civilization will die tonight. The US did this to Iraq in 1991. 28 power plants destroyed. 4% power output. An estimated 100,000 civilians dead from collapsed water and sanitation. Baghdad still gets three hours of electricity a day, 35 years later. Iran is four times that population, and its grid was already failing before the first bomb fell.

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A figure in white religious robes lays a glowing hand on the cracked rusted hull of a supertanker leaking crude oil, Renaissance golden light, a Navy officer and nurse in the background, mine-warning buoys and a distant Arleigh Burke destroyer visible through hazy windows behind, satirical editorial photography meets religious painting composition

Blessed Are the Warmakers, for They Shall Inherit the Strait

On April 13, Trump posted himself as AI Jesus, attacked the first American Pope, and ordered a naval blockade of the strait his war closed. Pope Leo XIV called it a 'delusion of omnipotence.' The Navy's mine-clearing capability proves him right: zero minesweepers in the Gulf, 5,000 Iranian mines, and a defense budget that nearly tripled while the tools to do the job were scrapped.

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3 Days Into the Ceasefire, 12 Ships Crossed Hormuz

The US-Iran ceasefire is three days old. Kpler's vessel tracker counted 5 ships through the Strait of Hormuz on April 8 and 7 more on April 9, while over 600 vessels and 325 tankers remain stranded in the Gulf. Five days before the truce, the US Development Finance Corporation and Chubb doubled their maritime reinsurance facility to $40 billion. It is not moving ships, because Iran is running a parallel toll booth in crypto and yuan that no insurance contract can dissolve.

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Germany Earns $1 in 26 Minutes. America Needs 63.

On April 10, the US printed its hottest monthly CPI since summer 2022 because gasoline jumped 21.2% in a single month, the largest monthly gas spike on record. In the background, an Oxford economist's paper quietly established that the average American already needs 63 minutes of life-time to earn one international dollar, more than twice the 26 minutes Germans need, and that the gap has been widening for 35 years. The March shock is that 35-year trend compressed into a 30-day window.

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